Like, ohmigah! 1/20 approacheth
It’s only Tuesday, and my contact with the outside world is limited right now, but I already can’t take it any more!
Like, ohmigah!
Like, did you know the Obamas have narrowed it down to a Portugese water hound and a labradoodle? (Like, will it be arugula or pre-packaged lettuce? They’re shopping at pounds for specific breeds? Dog people — speak!)
Like, did you know who’s going to de-W. the White House for them?
Like, have you gotten your dress for the ball yet? (Like, if Palin were VP-elect and had bought her campaign wardrobe from WHBM that they would have done a collection?)
Queen Latifah opened the People’s Choice Awards with a jolly quip about how “the people have spoken this year” — all I needed to turn it off before it started. How exactly does 52% translate to “the people have spoken?” From what the MSM tells us, by golly gee wilikers, hot diggity doo dah, it was a landslide. In football terminology, Obama won by a field goal safety. And still, the Misrepresentation of America continues.
Like, didn’t you get the memo that the celebration still spills into streets across America? Party on, dude!
TMZ caught up with Bo Derek in D.C. this week, getting ready for the big par-tay, and as I watched, I got this really sick feeling in my stomach about the Hollywood invasion of our capital. Our three branch system of government — Wall Street, D.C. and Hollywood — needs checks and balances, and the separation of powers, and many, many miles, to keep things healthy and in working order.
Like, does Quincy Jones really have to start a petition to get what he wants?
B.O. the Benevolent has already hacked off Anne Hathaway, al Qaeda’s second in command, Hamas, Code Pinkos, 47% of taxpayers in America, and Republican Conservative Evangelical Abraham Lincoln — and he hasn’t even taken office yet. But bless my relijun clingin’ soul, he sure knows how to throw a party no one will ever forget — if they can afford to be there.
Like, did you know that Disney’s bought the rights?
It’s been a long, long day, and I need to go home now. If I make it to mid-March, it’s gonna be a miracle. Even after 1/20 we still have to get through Oscar season, people. So let’s chin up…or buy as much Benadryl (or Nyquil) as it takes to let us hybernate through the next two months.
