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Friday, December 19, 2008

Gents: Looking for a last minute Christmas gift?

Here’s a great gift idea for the lucky lady in your life: a shotgun.  Don’t forget to include the lessons on how to shoot it.  Nothing says, “I love you.  Merry Christmas!” like the gift of self-defence.

Also thoughtful to include this as a handy yard sign alternative to the security system sign you’ve got out front.

Other 2nd Amendment gift ideas:

38 special
from Limatune’s armory
from H&H
from Bass Pro Shop

My brother says H&H makes a mean onion burger in their cafe — this kind of shopping should be right up your alley, guys!

posted by Numenorean at 11:07 am  

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