Merry Obamas!
Or is it Happy Barrydays?
Yesterday, there was link at HotAir in their Headlines to this story at CJOnline. I’ve since debated on whether or not to post what I’ve written below, but since Ed posted his thoughts (I had several similar ones) today, I’m posting this today to. I figure that misery loves company, and it wouldn’t bother me to be in such great company as he is.
I cannot believe the gall of some people! Starting Tuesday (that’s the day slightly more than half of America hired Obama) and continuing every Tuesday until January 13, a Mickey D’s in Topeka, KS is having “Yes We Can” rallies–complete with Obama Cake.
Hopefully, the cake will not be chocolate, ’cause that’d be disgusting and potentially racist, but whatev…
But why do they want to do this? Because they want a National Holiday for B. Hussein.
I’m thinking that, before long, it’ll be as big a hit as, say, Kwanzaa currently is.
So let’s dream about how big this holiday could be. Let’s imagine what kinds of things you can expect:
Hallmark could release a Barack Obama–and possibly all the Obama clan–ornament(s), but I’ll bet that there won’t be a tree in sight of this holiday. Michelle will see to that, I’m sure. It’d be racist.
So what else could you do with these ornaments? I’m glad you asked! Here’s what I’m thinking: instead of hanging these anywhere, they will each do things, much like their current Spin-A-Majigs do–but slightly different. All of them will have powerfully magnetic feet, and if you purchase the Barack one, he’ll come with a metal copy of the US Constitution, so that you can stand him on it and he’ll stick. Just be sure to not dip his feet in paint or ink first, else he’ll leave shoe prints all over it as you walk him all over the Constitution.
Michelle’s will come with replicas of her Maria Pinto dresses that you’ll be able to swap out. Unfortunately, because Ms. Pinto’s dresses are so expensive, retail price on the Michelle ornament will run you $700. She’ll come dressed in a replica of the White House/Black Market black-and-white dress she wore on The View. Her arm will be jointed, so that you can have her fist-bump Barry–or even yourself!
The girls will come with a dog–but we won’t know what it’ll look like until after they’ve gotten the mutt.
The traditional gift of this holiday will be Food Stamps–but not just any food stamps. These will be “holiday designed” food stamps that look like paper currency, but they’ll have Barack’s image on them.
Lines will be especially long at abortion clinics, so you’ll want to get there early! You’ll be paid handsomely for your aborted baby’s fetus, because it’ll go to the hEsc people for stem cell research. For having an abortion, you’ll get a free “I Aborted For Obama!” lapel pin to show off to your friends and family!
And men, don’t feel like you’ll be left out! You’ll need to get to the Civil Military Coalition offices early before lines start to form. Don’t be confused if you can’t find yours. They’ll be located inside the New Black Panthers offices. Each person who signs up will be given a billy club, militia wear, ‘do rag, handgun, exclusive gun-owners license (you can’t get one anywhere else!), ammunition, and a map to your closest polling place! Hurry, as supplies will be limited!
I could go on, but I’m turning green right now. Just the thought that they might succeed is abhorrant to me.
I mean, why would anyone need to create a holiday for this guy? There’s already a holiday for presidents. It’s called President’s Day, and it’s celebrated the third Monday in February each year. Did you notice I said February? February is Black History Month. He’s black. Hello? Is there anyone out there? Are the lights on and no one’s home?
Oh, wait, we’re talking about liberals here… I forgot.
Yes, I understand he’s made history. So have many, many other presidents. Lincoln freed the slaves–you’d think these dolts would want a holiday specifically for him, too, since without him winning the Civil War, Barack would never get to be president! Kennedy put a man on the moon. Reagan ended the cold war AND brought the Berlin Wall down. Thomas Jefferson–Thomas FREAKING Jefferson–wrote the Declaration of Independence. Washington led our troops in the Revolutionary War–without which, we’d still be under British Rule, and there’d be no way B.O. could have run for office ’cause we’d still have a Queen! The list goes on.
And these dunderheads want a holiday for B.O.?
I just don’t understand it. He’s not the Messiah. He’s just a president.
Big Freaking Deal.
