Kick the Anthill

Yin: Obama is going to win.

Yang: Obama will only win if we “help” him like this.  And like this.  And like this.  And like this:

Why in the world would people who believe that their Obamessiah, who writes the words that make the whole world heal, is going to win by a landslide go around cheating?  There can only be two possible reasons:

1. Cheating is part of the liberal DNA.  Hey — when you’re already entitled to everything, why not take the elections, too?
2. They are scared.

Discouraged conservatives out there — I think you need to hear #2 again:

They are scared.  Of you.

Years ago an accountant friend of mine told me that he never mails his income tax payment via his postman or a normal blue USPS mailbox.  He physically goes to the post office, waits patiently in line, puts his payment envelope into the clerk’s hand, and watches as they stamp it with the date and place it in the outgoing bin.  He leaves as little room for error with the IRS as possible.

I feel the same way about this early voting business.  All of these “opportunities” for early voting increase the likelihood of mistakes and cheating.  The original purpose of early/absentee voting was to ensure that the military abroad and American citizens with legitimate reasons for not being able to vote in person on the appointed day would be able to exercise their right to vote.  This drive-thru convenience is out of control.  I have no intention of voting early.  I will go in person on Tuesday, wait in line with my fellow patriots, and cast my ballot into a ballot machine with my own two hands.

It might also be wise for me to drop a polite note to my state and county election boards to request that they begin requiring ID to vote and to inquire what measures they take to prevent absentee ballot fraud.

Conservatives, I suggest that we show these folks that cheaters never prosper.  Go vote.