Kick the Anthill

After watching the first Presidential debate, it seemed to me that John McCain might need some encouragement from his supporters to attack B.O.  And it’s common knowledge that the best way to fight B.O. is with a good can of Right Guard.  Of course, Sport strength is even better.

Then today I was thrilled to see that McCain has finally decided to start speaking out a bit.  But I still think he needs more encouragement.  How ’bout you?

If you’d like to see our GOP candidate go on the offensive, see his campaign go after B.O. in all the ways the media should have, and in general go to war for truth the way he has to if he wants the White House, I’d like to suggest four simple steps we can take to support an offensive:

Step 1: Go to your nearest drugstore (Maternal Maddness has hot discount tips for CVS).

Step 2: Buy a can of Right Guard.

Step 3: Take a picture of it.

Step 4: Send your picture to the McCain campaing with a special note encouraging him to go on the offensive in the fight against B.O.

You can send him just a plain can:

Or one with something that is important to you:

Or one with something you want to protect:

You can send it via Facebook or by inserting a Flickr link into the McCain website contact form or just post it on your own blog/webpage.  I think I heard a rumor that snail mail still works, too.

Miss Wisabus reminds me that Right Guard works on sooo many levels.  Which is why we chose it as the official anti-perspirant of Kick the Anthill and conservative freedom fighters around the world wide web.  Also interesting that the Dial Corporation is located in Scottsdale, Arizona.

Have fun storming the castle, fellow Ants!