KtA Announces GOP VP Short List
In honor of the GOP presidential candidate who is searching for a fragrant and non-flammable running mate, we here at KtA have put together a helpful short list for him to choose from. All of these candidates are KtA Blogger Approved, and we eagerly anticipate his selection:
Approved by Numenorean:
Tom Tancredo
Tom Coburn
Jim Inhofe
Fred
Tim the Tool Man Taylor
Mickey Mouse
Tony Blair
Kevin Ogle
Miss Wisabus
Kobe Bryant
See-Dubya
Approved by C-Biz:
Dennis Rodman
Dina Lohan
Gary Busey
Approved by Jedijson:
Darth Vader
Zell Miller
Any Maxim models
Angela, my barber (barberette? stylist?) at SportClips
Me
Approved by our pal and VP hopeful Miss Wisabus:
Andrew Lloyd Webber
As you can see, there are many candidates who are more attractive than the bait McCain has been fishing with. Short list candidates from commenters who are not willing to vote for Lieberman under any circumstances are welcome below.
If McCain keeps fishing in the same pond, I’m sure there will be plenty of room for him on the stage with the ever-popular B.O. at the DNC. You know, I don’t think we’ve never had an Independent win the White House before…they say there is always a first time for everything. Fear the blogosphere.
Sorry, Jedi — Joe Lieberman does actually rank above anyone and everything related to Maxim. Baring it all for the cause of “men’s health” is slightly but most definitely less noble than liberal politics. At least Joe can have a conversation without a wardrobe malfunction. That would be inappropriate at a state dinner.
Comment by Numenorean — August 20, 2008 @ 4:03 pm