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Friday, August 15, 2008

Breaking News: Press Returns from Extended Holiday; PLUS: More Breaking News

We are pleased to report that at least one source within the MSM has noticed that while a European ally has been brutally attacked, Barack Obama has been frolicking on the beaches of Hawaii.

First question: Why, with only three months to go before his coronation, does B.O. go on vacation?

Second question: Hawaii?  Driving the kids to the Grand Canyon wasn’t good enough?  Maybe we should send him a copy of RV.  “Big ol’ rollin’ turd comin’ through.  Comin’ through!

Third question: Assuming that the answers to questions 1 and 2 are perfectly reasonable, why does he remain on vacation when Russia attacks Georgia?  When the Olympics are afoot, for Pete’s sake?

Numenorean’s overactive imagination question: I think I’m going to be sick just thinking this — but you don’t think it is remotely possible that his non-reaction is a sign that he is ok with Russia taking back it’s former territories by force, do you?

As sarcastic as I like to be, I honestly don’t begrudge his family time together or his certain right to go on vacation or the fact that his grandmother lives Hawaii — I just question the timing.

Does this mean that he will be unavailable when, should he become President, he goes on vacation?  (I won’t suggest Camp David because I doubt it lives up to his standards.)  Using a seal and title are one thing, but living up to the office is another.

BONUS Breaking News: Because of our devotion to all things B.O., we are preparing a special surprise for you.  Check back soon for details on the all-new KtA Official Obama Smear Site campaign headquarters.

h/t Hot Air

posted by Numenorean at 10:38 am  

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