Breaking News: Press Returns from Extended Holiday; PLUS: More Breaking News
We are pleased to report that at least one source within the MSM has noticed that while a European ally has been brutally attacked, Barack Obama has been frolicking on the beaches of Hawaii.
First question: Why, with only three months to go before his coronation, does B.O. go on vacation?
Second question: Hawaii? Driving the kids to the Grand Canyon wasn’t good enough? Maybe we should send him a copy of RV. “Big ol’ rollin’ turd comin’ through. Comin’ through!”
Third question: Assuming that the answers to questions 1 and 2 are perfectly reasonable, why does he remain on vacation when Russia attacks Georgia? When the Olympics are afoot, for Pete’s sake?
Numenorean’s overactive imagination question: I think I’m going to be sick just thinking this — but you don’t think it is remotely possible that his non-reaction is a sign that he is ok with Russia taking back it’s former territories by force, do you?
As sarcastic as I like to be, I honestly don’t begrudge his family time together or his certain right to go on vacation or the fact that his grandmother lives Hawaii — I just question the timing.
Does this mean that he will be unavailable when, should he become President, he goes on vacation? (I won’t suggest Camp David because I doubt it lives up to his standards.) Using a seal and title are one thing, but living up to the office is another.
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h/t Hot Air


