News from the King of the World Tour
Reporting on this is starting to make me feel dirty. My mouthwash is becoming ineffective at getting the horrible B.O. taste out of my mouth any more. It’s kind of like when you get that terrible taste in your mouth just before you get sick… But, the show must go on. Innocent voters must know the truth. I’m pulling my head out of the sand just for you. Here is the latest from the B.O. King of the World Tour:
Team Obama issues dress code for female reporters traveling with his circus.
Michelle Malkin spares us more soap and mouthwash with her Cliff Notes on B.O.’s Jordan speaking engagement.
Good thing we have the Cliff Notes, because it seems there’s been some loose translating going on. Shocka.
Where is the Obamamessiah today? Israel. Not quite what we have in mind when we pray for the peace of Jerusalem…
Check out Obama’s German flier for his Berlin speaking engagement. Spreken zie Deutsch? Translations welcome in the comments below.
Vote now for your favorite Obama World Tour t-shirt. (Do not view while drinking.)
And, if you have the stomach, you can follow the action from his campaign’s road blog.
The will to live is slipping from my fingers. Must return to digging my bunker now. Peace.
Loose translation h/t Hot Air
Obama German flier h/t GetRightOK
(Our three previous posts are in the Barack Obama category.)
